I suppose I should start out my blog with one of my favorite G&R song lyrics…
We got fun and games
After basically spending the last 2 months in 4 different countries, I started Keto last week and let me tell ya, fun and games! From headaches, lightheadedness, being generally crabby, and having to pee on a stick to see if it turns purple…what a treat! It’s a good thing I’m starting to see my abs again…pain is beauty and beauty is pain!
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
One thing it gave me was a crazy amount of focus and energy. Focus and energy enough to build out an MVP of this site over a weekend, one that I’ve been saying I was going to build out for a couple of years. In terms of names, I didn’t build out a normal WordPress theme in PHP. Rather, I built it using VueJS and GraphQL. Honestly, it’s sick…like keto made me for a few days!
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
Not really…I leave that to Google and Amazon. But if you need a cocktail and to talk about this season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m your guy. At least I can have Tito’s on Keto. And the antics of Teresa Giudice are amusing no matter the dietary restriction du jour!
If you got the money, honey we got your disease
I’d rather not catch the Coronavirus. Or anything needing a Z pack. Ew, David. Ew.